aXXo’s Prayer

Written by Ernesto on March 31, 2007 

Most people are familiar with the Lord’s Prayer. Less known is the aXXo prayer, dedicated to the popular DVD ripper that goes by this name. Courtesy of “the_dwarfer”, who just started a new religion.

Our Ripper, who art on mininova,
aXXo be thy name.
Thy torrents come.
Seeding will be done,
Here as it was on suprnova.
Give us this day our latest rips.
And forgive us our leeching,
As we forgive those that leech from us.
And lead us not on to private trackers;
But deliver us from the MPAA:
For thine is the ripping, the seeding, and the glory,
For ever and ever.

Amen…

For all the other believers out there, put your own aXXo prayer in the comments.

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101 Sep 26, 2007 at 04:49 by joj

[quote comment="173804"][quote comment="166218"]Hey why every time i download one of your movies, when i play them on the screen comes out telling me that i need some kind of player to see the movie????[/quote]
you can download a player like vlc which will play almost everything, here is the website or just google it by typing vlc

102 Oct 03, 2007 at 12:34 by piss off

my axxo movie doesnt work and dont tell me i need a codec. go away axxo

103 Oct 13, 2007 at 03:34 by ss

found this on piratebay… is it for real??

http://img296.imageshack.us/img296/6929/newspaperqk8.jpg

104 Oct 15, 2007 at 14:43 by bl4cKrYd3r

I sincerely hope not.

105 Oct 15, 2007 at 14:44 by bl4cKrYd3r

Although for reasons unknown to me at least, he hasn’t posted a movie for the last 13 days, which would tie in with the dates in the article.

106 Oct 15, 2007 at 14:50 by bl4cKrYd3r

Actually I’m just looking at his posts now and it looks like they were every day or 2. aXXo hasn’t posted a movie since the 3rd of this month and the article claims the accident was on the 10th, which would still leave 7 days without a post which would be very unusual so, in conclusion, fuck knows!

107 Oct 17, 2007 at 17:47 by Emptyplaces

Thats bogus, about AXXO being dead. Theres no record of that article on the New York Times archives.

108 Oct 17, 2007 at 21:35 by Hashi

Authors of comments 100-103, you are MORONS! Especially you Emptyplaces, I can’t believe you actually checked the archive.

109 Oct 18, 2007 at 05:30 by Brian

@ Hashi, Well he ain’t posting is he, and hasn’t done since the 3rd, so what exactly makes the last 2 guys morons. You contributed 0 to this thread, so I would consider you the moron.

110 Oct 18, 2007 at 05:36 by TukTuk

It’s astonishing to me that people like hashi are allowed access to a computer and an internet connection. Why insult people for no reason? Get a life you f.cktard.

111 Oct 18, 2007 at 06:16 by bl4cKrYd3r

He started posting again yesterday.

112 Oct 18, 2007 at 09:42 by Penzick

Whats moronic is the person that created the fake article. You Hashi need to crawl back into your hole and STFU.

113 Oct 21, 2007 at 17:12 by lost

last couple of weeks have been problematic for the torrent indexing sites and trackers, concerted efforts internationally to close down sites have been noted. sometimes you just gotta lay low and sort out those anon proxy connections so that you can live to fight another day.

114 Oct 22, 2007 at 23:34 by XH

Axxo - you are a gifted genius, your talked about in whispers in the office, your mentioned on street corners, writing is written about on the walls and street corners.

Keep it going.

X

115 Oct 23, 2007 at 17:00 by danny c

axxo you rule man from everyone who downloads your top quality DVDs in UK

116 Oct 29, 2007 at 13:01 by Harm064

The “oldies” are disturbed as n00bs are laying their newbie hands on the scene. Internet has and will be for any one who can pay for the bandwidth. aXXo is doing what he has to do. Scenesters get pissed as he is letting the “masses” get hold of their “OH SO TALENTED” work. Just because u all lie behind the shallow walls of IRC & usenet groups, dont think you’re special. He is for the masses. Yes his damage done to the “work” hmm so scener’s pirating is also a financial loss to the actual owner. Also he is widespread.
aXXO rules!!!!

117 Oct 29, 2007 at 16:29 by axxo

thank you all!

118 Oct 29, 2007 at 19:47 by NYC the place to be!

aXXo is a cool cat. He’s the Neo of our time.
He practices freedom. DVD’s are copyright, but information is free.

119 Oct 31, 2007 at 01:11 by Andy

who are the cunts putting up fake aXXo films i have down loaded some and they ask to go to other sites and sign up for shit, or they just dont work.

How do you know its a real aXXo ???

120 Oct 31, 2007 at 23:50 by Anonymous

[quote comment="78609"]aXXo releases are only ultracommerical hollywood crap films. Why do you all still consume this shit?[/quote]

Because when you “consume” an aXXo release you are able to enjoy the entertainment without the guilt of supporting the “ultra commercial Hollywood” producers!

121 Oct 31, 2007 at 23:51 by rrocks

[quote comment="78609"]aXXo releases are only ultracommerical hollywood crap films. Why do you all still consume this shit?[/quote]

Because when you “consume” an aXXo release you are able to enjoy the entertainment without the guilt of supporting the “ultra commercial Hollywood” producers!

122 Nov 01, 2007 at 08:08 by shazam

aXXo,,u’r the best keep it up chum..and i was just wondering if u could post a classic movie 4 me? hot times{1974} thank u and keep up the good work…this is a free world.

123 Nov 01, 2007 at 21:16 by Frank Black

..aXXo is a re-encoding nob hound, and i pity all the people who hang all off`n his nutsack.

I could PROVE that aXXo re-encodes stuff, but all the p2p kids would just get all bent out of shape and go on and yet on about how they can d/l a 700mb rip really fast, i`d rather wait a bit longer to download something a week before aXXo gets his mitts on it and fucks it up

…as i`ve said before elsewhere both my five year old niece and my dog can do better rips than aXXo.

..let all the lameoids d/l thier aXXo rips and live in their own little world, in a gumdrop house on lollypop lane….

…and i`ll carry on d/l`ing stuff, FIRST and in better quality and just as fast!

124 Nov 02, 2007 at 13:31 by Bleach

Amazing that people who never contribute are so quick to criticize.. maybe if they spent their energy positively there would be more people like axxo who do it and don’t ask for nuts.. many lost sheep who have been conned by fakes but to stupid to admit their stupidity.. yuck..

125 Nov 05, 2007 at 14:08 by roi

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