aXXo’s Prayer

Written by Ernesto on March 31, 2007 

Most people are familiar with the Lord’s Prayer. Less known is the aXXo prayer, dedicated to the popular DVD ripper that goes by this name. Courtesy of “the_dwarfer”, who just started a new religion.

Our Ripper, who art on mininova,
aXXo be thy name.
Thy torrents come.
Seeding will be done,
Here as it was on suprnova.
Give us this day our latest rips.
And forgive us our leeching,
As we forgive those that leech from us.
And lead us not on to private trackers;
But deliver us from the MPAA:
For thine is the ripping, the seeding, and the glory,
For ever and ever.

Amen…

For all the other believers out there, put your own aXXo prayer in the comments.

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126 Nov 05, 2007 at 19:21 by mmm mmm

[quote comment="77739"][quote comment="77419"]What is an aXXo?
Is it something to eat?[/quote]

I think it’s a seafood[/quote]

127 Nov 10, 2007 at 17:55 by Tim

i lol’d ;)

128 Nov 18, 2007 at 17:40 by Deadman

[quote comment="201471"]..aXXo is a re-encoding nob hound, and i pity all the people who hang all off`n his nutsack.

I could PROVE that aXXo re-encodes stuff, but all the p2p kids would just get all bent out of shape and go on and yet on about how they can d/l a 700mb rip really fast, i`d rather wait a bit longer to download something a week before aXXo gets his mitts on it and fucks it up

…as i`ve said before elsewhere both my five year old niece and my dog can do better rips than aXXo.

..let all the lameoids d/l thier aXXo rips and live in their own little world, in a gumdrop house on lollypop lane….

…and i`ll carry on d/l`ing stuff, FIRST and in better quality and just as fast![/quote]

First off STFU with your elitist nonsense, who cares what you do or if Axxo re encodes.

Second get your neice to do what he does then, so the rest of us can check her skillz out. Or is she just a figament of your bullsh*t imagination?

Too many people these days spend there time hating or fighting which maked this scene a powder keg for the MPAA to exploit. They just play on the natural rift between people who are literally doing the same thing in different styles. In case a-holes like you don’t know, our whole world is based after copy and re copy it’s our history. This scene won’t be any different.

Axxo at least releases for others and asks nothing back but seeding giving a chance to the people who maybe aren’t as internet savvy. This sounds like a just cause, though I am not a “axxo worshiper” I still have respect for him. Much more then a bunch of losers who hype themselves up as the “elite” of the “scene” BAH!! It’s you guys that sit around proverbially wanking each other telling yourself how great you are and how your so much better. When your not.

As for waiting a few days, if you had more of a life the wait wouldn’t bug you it’s not a race, it’s not a competition, it’s d/l’ing and at least Axxo cares enuff to seek out the ones using his name and warn us. What else ya got you lamer elite b*tch.

Sorry for the length.

129 Nov 21, 2007 at 02:25 by pussy addict

i love vagina

130 Nov 24, 2007 at 14:45 by Raj

Our Ripper, who art on mininova,
aXXo be thy name.
Thy torrents come.
Seeding will be done,
Here as it was on suprnova.
Give us this day our latest rips.
And forgive us our leeching,
As we forgive those that leech from us.
And lead us not on to private trackers;
But deliver us from the MPAA:
For thine is the ripping, the seeding, and the glory,
For ever and ever.

Amen…

131 Nov 28, 2007 at 18:17 by 3Acrez

Rather new to downloading movies… I soon learned that aXXo was the benchmark. PirateBay’s loss certainly, but hopefully aXXo knows how much he’s missed. Enjoy your break aXXo… you deserve it. Hopefully when you return you’ll continue to get the respect you’ve earned.

132 Nov 29, 2007 at 09:15 by TheMentor

Long live aXXo!!!

133 Nov 29, 2007 at 14:18 by TotalW

That is GREAT! :P

134 Nov 29, 2007 at 20:39 by JACKSMACK

PEOPLE STOP LICKING AXXO’S NUTS.

HE’S A RE-ENCODER. BIG FREAKING HAIRY DEAL! ANYONE CAN DO WHAT HE DOES. I REPEAT, ANYONE. SO WHAT? SO THE GUY HAS UPLOADED A CRAPLOAD OF TORRENTS…..AGAIN I SAY BIG DEAL. ANY SCHMO WITH AN IQ ABOVE 60 COULD DO WHAT HE DOES. I MYSELF PREFER QUALITY RIPS WITH 5.1 SOUND, BUT THATS MY OPINION. THE POINT IM TRYING TO MAKE IS THAT ANY NET-KIDDIE WITH A LITTLE SENSE COULD BE DOING THE SAME EXACT THING AND YOU GUYS WOULD LICK HIS NUTS TOO….IDIOTS.

135 Nov 30, 2007 at 06:42 by no name

ok axxo is great for the torrenting community and im a big fan… i d/l and share alot of his rips (re-encodes for those who wanna cry and make a big deal about it) but holy s**t people, a prayer??? thats just sad. if he decided to quit up loading forever are you all gonna start a mass suicide group.. give your heads a shake

136 Nov 30, 2007 at 22:57 by metsuki studio

good luck axxo.. come back soon~

137 Dec 02, 2007 at 10:44 by Swedeboy

Who want´s to se a movie without proper sound and settles for 2 ch stereo ? Who uses cd´s anymore ?(700mb rips) aXXo do us all a favor and keep being away or come back with proper 5.1 DD rips.

Kindly Swedeboy

138 Dec 02, 2007 at 23:43 by joe

The FAKE article about axxo being dead was made using this generator http://www.fodey.com/generators/newspaper/snippet.asp

139 Dec 04, 2007 at 15:58 by Anonymous

[quote comment="227286"]PEOPLE STOP LICKING AXXO’S NUTS.

HE’S A RE-ENCODER. BIG FREAKING HAIRY DEAL! ANYONE CAN DO WHAT HE DOES. I REPEAT, ANYONE. SO WHAT? SO THE GUY HAS UPLOADED A CRAPLOAD OF TORRENTS…..AGAIN I SAY BIG DEAL. ANY SCHMO WITH AN IQ ABOVE 60 COULD DO WHAT HE DOES. I MYSELF PREFER QUALITY RIPS WITH 5.1 SOUND, BUT THATS MY OPINION. THE POINT IM TRYING TO MAKE IS THAT ANY NET-KIDDIE WITH A LITTLE SENSE COULD BE DOING THE SAME EXACT THING AND YOU GUYS WOULD LICK HIS NUTS TOO….IDIOTS.[/quote]
Shut your fucking mouth and upload a movie.

140 Dec 04, 2007 at 22:12 by nic

Hey, axxo, just wanna say thanx for all the joy you gave. Have a good break, you earned it :)

141 Dec 05, 2007 at 06:14 by Freak

Great work axxo!! Don’t let the bastards get you down :)

142 Dec 06, 2007 at 05:53 by Eggzima

I read somewhere on Mininova earlier that aXXo had been apprehended and I seriously panicked for a second.

Glad to know this is false news.

Long live aXXo and other providers of pirated media.

143 Dec 06, 2007 at 14:50 by People

all i know is aXXo is like robinhood
but one exception he don’t steal and even if that so he share that with millions copyright is good but not for some companies to make thair pockets bigger but for protecting the poor and even so protecting the ones who have somthin new to give hollywood movies are just copys of japenies and … or comic books so what’s the harm they steal to make money axxo give it to all ppl and for ppl
so the hell with all
aXXo we love you we can’t protect you but we are thankful for all you’ve done

144 Dec 06, 2007 at 14:55 by wankers

Ok people, get REAL! WE all know that aXXo re-encodes his movies and that is fine with me and most others. I happen to like his file size as my 250 GB hard drive can store quite a few movies. Of course there are better quality rips like DiAMOND, but I don’t feel like storing a movie over 1 GB on my hard drive. All you complainers are just that, unhappy with anything and most everything by finding fault with someone just because they don’t fit your ideal parameters. aXXo is the most saught after simply because he has a solid reputation for movie quality other than a cam and lets face it, we all hate the annoying cam jobs . Give the guy a break as nowhere does aXXo claim to be the original, he is just providing a much needed service and he is not charging $$ so he is not making a profit. If you don’t like his work, then don’t download it and if you CAN do a better job that he does, well put your F&*$#ing money where you nasty mouth is and start making a name for yourself and quit being haters.

145 Dec 08, 2007 at 16:55 by Matt

I pray for aXXo to come back….

146 Dec 09, 2007 at 21:15 by Shadowfax

AXXO OH AXXO WEREOUT THY AXXO PLS RETURN TO MININOVA SOON AS I CAN SAVE MONEY ON XMAS PRESSIES BY GIVING AN AXXO RELESE MOVIE.

HURRY BACK AXXO WE MISS YOU AND MY NERO HAS NEVER BEEN SO QUIET SINCE YOU DISSAPEARED

147 Dec 10, 2007 at 21:59 by Anonymous

amen

148 Dec 10, 2007 at 21:59 by me

amen

149 Dec 11, 2007 at 14:05 by NET Master

You are Great Man !!
we are waiting for u come back and make us happy

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