aXXo’s Prayer

Written by Ernesto on March 31, 2007 

Most people are familiar with the Lord’s Prayer. Less known is the aXXo prayer, dedicated to the popular DVD ripper that goes by this name. Courtesy of “the_dwarfer”, who just started a new religion.

Our Ripper, who art on mininova,
aXXo be thy name.
Thy torrents come.
Seeding will be done,
Here as it was on suprnova.
Give us this day our latest rips.
And forgive us our leeching,
As we forgive those that leech from us.
And lead us not on to private trackers;
But deliver us from the MPAA:
For thine is the ripping, the seeding, and the glory,
For ever and ever.

Amen…

For all the other believers out there, put your own aXXo prayer in the comments.

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1 Apr 01, 2007 at 03:35 by Name

Nice :)

2 Apr 01, 2007 at 05:13 by paperslug

Get a life people
XP

3 Apr 01, 2007 at 07:02 by ripstuntz

aXXo is the man, love what you do!

4 Apr 01, 2007 at 07:06 by gragh

Wow it’s almost too bad axxo is the shittiest wannabe scene group ever.

It’s fitting though that this poem represents the almost incomprehensible shittiness of a guy doing a shitty job of what a bunch of actually worthwhile people already do.

Good work axxo.

5 Apr 01, 2007 at 07:10 by ryno35

aXXo,
Your rips are so fine
Nice as can be
They always fit on one CD

6 Apr 01, 2007 at 07:10 by merol

How bout Death 734???

he fuckin rocks ass.

7 Apr 01, 2007 at 08:16 by Joey

The guy is a great source for DVD rips and I’m sure he is enjoying all the attention, but all this attention means the MPAA probably have him as a prime target. They target high profile characters like aXXo, so that if and when they do take him down, they can brag about it. I know they have taken down numberous scene groups and they just keep reappearing elsewhere, but I don’t want to see aXXo get his ass in the deep fryer.

8 Apr 01, 2007 at 08:17 by Liars

I dunno but it seems counter productive to cram an entire DVD onto a 700mb disk when you can get everything in DVD iso format so readily… along with DVD-Rs so cheap nowadays… There are so many added bonuses to this.. such as subtitles and audio tracks and XVID can’t properly integrate.

9 Apr 01, 2007 at 10:30 by Intelegent Coward

Yea, though I walk through the valley in the shadow of industry associations,
I fear no evil, for aXXo is with me.
His rips and his torrents comfort me.
For his is the kingdom and the glory of the Internets.
Forever on Mininova,
Amen

10 Apr 01, 2007 at 13:15 by smartass

I don’t know about you but i don’t download axxo torrents. I think torrents should be atlease 1.38gb. Plus the resolution on his torrents is crap. I just stick with private trackers. Don’t you think the MPAA has him on there number 1 most wanted list? I’m even scared downloading his torrents with PG2 on.

11 Apr 01, 2007 at 15:15 by fugitive on the run

I’ve stopped downloading movies all together from torrent sites due to 3 copyright infringement complaints from the MPAA to my university within weeks of each other. I believe one of them was from an axxo release.

12 Apr 01, 2007 at 16:32 by Hamster

What is an aXXo?
Is it something to eat?

13 Apr 01, 2007 at 22:53 by welp

ha the scene jerks really do hate aXXo don’t they. Why put it on 1 CD so i can down it in a half hour burn it in 3 min and have all that time left to enjoy watching it on my standalone player. Try that with a DVDR, ill watch 3 movies to every 1 you do.

14 Apr 02, 2007 at 01:34 by Heroshi

[quote comment="77419"]What is an aXXo?
Is it something to eat?[/quote]

I think it’s a seafood

15 Apr 02, 2007 at 08:17 by Jazza

ha yeah like comon a little too far here

16 Apr 02, 2007 at 09:00 by emming

garage’s my shephard, hip hop i’ll not want. deep house takes me to green pastures. With torrents my mind is beside the still waters, the soul of my bass speakers is restored. Even though i pump my volume louder i walk through the darkest valley, i fear no evel, for my house is with and i got it for free, any tickets i pay for are worth the strain, just to make sure i’ll collect bassline house and speed garage, any one know where i can find em?

17 Apr 02, 2007 at 12:21 by Cooksey

aXXo’s the boy for the job, do not download ANY torrent (or maybe its just films, i dont really know!) unless it has the word aXXo in it, keep it up aXXo, we need you !

18 Apr 02, 2007 at 14:25 by why

Hey I gotta hand it to him or them not sure but aXXo’s work is great but this prayer is going alittle far but i think that a nice cult would do good eneyway its about time someone came up with anouther bla bla yea

19 Apr 02, 2007 at 18:51 by neB

Axxo’s stuff is nearly always excellent, it’s all part of the rich and varied torrent scene. There’s something there for everyone in the wonderful world of P2P and in the end it’s the downloader’s choice what they d/l, no one is forcing your mouse to click on his torrents lol, so no need to diss others who have different choices and preferences. Often I just want a 1 CD rip with slightly less quality as I have a slow connection and life’s too short ;)

20 Apr 03, 2007 at 00:41 by 5ržalka

The real aXXo is here:
http://darksiderg.com/

21 Apr 03, 2007 at 02:03 by FaeGiN

This site is becoming a fucking joke. Hey Ernesto..how old are you?
Posting utter waste-time shite like this marks this site out to be a piss poor place for REAL torrent news.
Fucking hell what a pile of shit.
Fuck Axxo. He’s just another person with broadband who can use a couple of one click rip&copy programs.
It is funny though how these low life’s are worshipping this shit.
Fuck you all.

22 Apr 03, 2007 at 05:22 by AeroFlutter

aXXo releases are only ultracommerical hollywood crap films. Why do you all still consume this shit?

23 Apr 03, 2007 at 10:20 by Best Desi

well i am offended..making fun of any religion.

24 Apr 03, 2007 at 18:51 by Pariah

aXXo is very possibly the most popular uploader of movies this side of the sun (which is continually changing). The rips are quality and most fit on a cd. It takes a brave person to lift a middle finger against the corporations.

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