BitTorrent Pirates vs MPAA Ninjas

Written by enigmax on April 25, 2007 

It’s probably the most famous hypothetical fist-fight in the history of the internet, so what better way to bring it up to date with events in the P2P world than to have our own fight? It’s an epic battle of good versus evil. So who will win? BitTorrent Pirates or MPAA Ninjas?

I think these not-so-stealthy little guys are wishing they hadn’t got caught sneaking around private trackers and planting fake torrents!

PiratesVsNinja

Arrrrrrrrrrrr!

Thanks again to DeanSM for another great piece.

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20 Responses (Add yours or TrackBack)

1 Apr 25, 2007 at 19:42 by forwhat84

Go! Pirates Go!

2 Apr 25, 2007 at 20:27 by MortenB

http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=BitTorrent+Pirates&word2=MPAA+Ninjas

3 Apr 25, 2007 at 20:30 by MortenB

And this one perhaps even more telling ;-)

http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=BitTorrent&word2=MPAA

4 Apr 25, 2007 at 21:04 by FaceOrKneecaps

I wish the Bittorrent community, and Piratebay especially, would stop this childish and narrow behaviour. I do download but I dont want to be compared with ideas as clever as the ones I heard in Kindergarten. And PirateBays enormously inmature responses to corporate emails combined with these poorly done mspaint jobs, makes me look bad. No, sorry, it makes me look like I am 8 years old and have done my best scetch. Dont ever try. I, and many with me, are way more intelligent than a fucking childish reply!

5 Apr 25, 2007 at 23:16 by Jabulon

pirates will win. its all about the free market letting the industry know how little they actually deserve.

6 Apr 26, 2007 at 00:02 by An0nym0us

There will always be a black market. Why fight it.

7 Apr 26, 2007 at 00:45 by jcla

what’s this?!

8 Apr 26, 2007 at 01:07 by FaceOrKneecaps

Fuck you! It is about a market that can get enough industry sponsors to publish how little they deserve!

Long live firefly!

9 Apr 26, 2007 at 06:09 by en3r0

They aren’t even good enough to be ninjas… They are the dirt we fight upon.

10 Apr 26, 2007 at 06:46 by FoneLive

for freedom!

11 Apr 26, 2007 at 10:48 by boby

oh mann…

12 Apr 26, 2007 at 12:10 by me789

[quote comment="92338"]for freedom![/quote]
wow you make us sound like revolutionaries :D

13 May 30, 2007 at 22:44 by V45hx0r

[quote comment="92173"]I wish the Bittorrent community, and Piratebay especially, would stop this childish and narrow behaviour. I do download but I dont want to be compared with ideas as clever as the ones I heard in Kindergarten. And PirateBays enormously inmature responses to corporate emails combined with these poorly done mspaint jobs, makes me look bad. No, sorry, it makes me look like I am 8 years old and have done my best scetch. Dont ever try. I, and many with me, are way more intelligent than a fucking childish reply![/quote]

Are you quite sure about that? I mean, most 8 year olds can spell words such as sketch, or have the ability to sound out the word “IMmature”

14 Jun 13, 2007 at 01:26 by marlo

THIS PAGE IS NONSENSE! If u live n America n dont like it-Get the F@ck out! Go back to your mother’s womb? I dont know. We r war hungry n alot of other negative things but where else buddy???? Name a better country idiot!

15 Aug 21, 2007 at 05:04 by HolyCr@ap

I realize this is old but holy shit Marlo is a fucking moron. It’s comments like his that make the rest of the world hate the US. To name a better Country how about, Norway, Iceland, Australia, Ireland, Sweden, Canada and Japan. All ranked higher on the UN’s ‘Most Livable Country’s’ List.

16 Oct 07, 2007 at 18:54 by This is not only ideology, it's technology

The US is so great we don’t even think our own American cars, or American pick up trucks, are the best anymore. US Companies think the American public are stupid. Prove them wrong.

Innovation is stifled by MONOPOLY, and the Big Record “Industry” (which prints cd’s and labels?) is clearly a MONOPOLY Dinosaur that isn’t adapting to new technology - digital media, cd burners, mp3, divx, p2p, etc.

Artists made money before there were records and record players, and perhaps there were better musicians then too.

17 Nov 23, 2007 at 18:51 by Malkos

Man that mspaint image was making me itch to draw something better.. It looks like crap! C’mon man! When you’re doing a sketch about something like MPAA vs Torrent Pirates but some backbone into it!

18 Jan 11, 2008 at 19:34 by Google

I Think,İt is very nice information…

Hitchhiker Nation

19 Apr 03, 2008 at 00:59 by ArcaneAnon

[quote comment="113647"]THIS PAGE IS NONSENSE! If u live n America n dont like it-Get the F@ck out! Go back to your mother’s womb? I dont know. We r war hungry n alot of other negative things but where else buddy???? Name a better country idiot![/quote]

Australia and New Zealand. Go back to church and pray to your ‘god’. Idiot.

20 Jun 10, 2008 at 20:33 by someuser

This picture is really silly.

As for the USA… Finland and other Scandinavian are best countries to live in (in terms of citizen wealth).

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