They do have a bitching office and coffee tho…

This assumes one with talent in cracking would made a good game designer; or even want that sort of job. There are many hyper skilled professional thieves, current or ex, who might be able to give some tips on beefing up security at a locale but overall would make shitty security guards or heads of security. Crackers are not thieves of course. Same parity with with the cracker to game maker role swap.

The world NEEDS crackers and hackers. Just not cast into a different line of work necessarily. I don’t see the call put out to skilled automobile mechanics to jump ship and become dentists and heart surgeons by importing their current talents to a new career.

why work your own hours on the best gear you can possibly afford with total anonymity when u can come work for us… we offer a cubical, idiotic management, low pay for extra work (cause your salary now, baybeeee!) corp approved hardware & software to stay in compliance with our ever adapting IT department.

and if you act now… for the low low price of your soul we can throw in a great chance to advance up the corporate ladder on the backs of your peers.

integrity is not a lifestyle.. it’s a choice!