Comments on: More (of the same) Filesharing Lawsuits in Europe

By: art-666

art-666 — Sat, 08 Apr 2006 22:13:13 +0000

they should sue the titheads in cars, that play music (sic) too load.
that is music we don’t want to share.

By: SELURNATAS

SELURNATAS — Fri, 07 Apr 2006 19:58:34 +0000

No no no, you guys got it all wrong.
This is the way it works…
They do a Google search cleverly titled “professions list judge” and randomly choose the first 20 they see. Note: The reason ‘judge’ is in the search criteria is because they want us to believe that no matter who you are you’ll be *giggle* ‘caught’ *giggle*.

They proceed to choose the names of a few nations in Europe at random. A highly ineffecient and non-random algorithm is then written (by the IFPI chairman’s secretary whilst giving him a blowjob under the desk) to select professions on their list for their scaremongering.

To cut a long story short, if you are in this Google’d list and are among the professions NOT YET MENTIONED then you are likely to be next on their hitlist. So watch out hookers, tailors, drug dealers and hairdressers…they’re out to get ya!

By: ollie

ollie — Thu, 06 Apr 2006 14:41:41 +0000

Some people told me french sluts are downloading a lot!?

By: phantomship

phantomship — Thu, 06 Apr 2006 01:50:34 +0000

Don’t worry shade, the French Chef has already been caught. Unless you get a promotion (is there even anything above the chef!?) you won’t get caught in the next wave.

By: shade

shade — Wed, 05 Apr 2006 17:03:31 +0000

Ahhh! I myself am a French Chef! Could I be next! Ahhh… hehehe…..

By: ollie

ollie — Wed, 05 Apr 2006 07:00:08 +0000

I think they’re missing the Polish proxenete!! Or what???
I’ll recommand last David Icke book “Infinite Love is the only true…”…some good humour there too…