Movie Screening Security Guards Take On The Pirates
Written by enigmax on March 26, 2008The best way to deal with piracy is to go in hard - real hard. It doesn’t matter if you upset non-pirates or alienate your customers, it doesn’t matter if you make children cry. Pirates are evil and they need to be dealt with severely - this documentary shows how it’s best done, using intimidation and violence.
In the time it took you to read the introduction to this post, movie pirates have cost the MPAA $12.7m in lost revenue, several thousand people in the movie industry have lost their jobs, and civilization (as we know it) is under threat.
Faced with this nightmare scenario, drastic action is called for, as any delay could exacerbate the already horrendous losses listed above. It’s time to stop movie piracy in its tracks - right now - by letting loose the “Movie Screening Security Guards”, armed with the bluntest instruments known to man - and night vision goggles.
MSSG is a four-man security team, here to serve and protect the integrity of the Hollywood movie industry. They say they’re here to hunt down strange people - the type that download stuff from the Internet and anyone carrying large bags “like a suicide bomber” into a movie theater.
Their training allows them to see things normal people can’t, so when they’re confronted with what appears to be a kid with a cellphone, they do the right thing - and immediately destroy it, rightly terrifying the child.
“The world needs morals and integrity,” says the MSSG boss, “and when someone’s going around recording films that cost millions of dollars to make, and showing them to all their little snot-nosed friends while they’re picking their noses, well that’s just wrong. When you take morals and integrity away from a human being, I ask you: What then? What do you have left then?
Enjoy the documentary.
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[quote comment="319153"][quote comment="319125"]They should be glad someone’s downloading the movies .. considering the amount of retarded shit that’s being made these days.
I’d happily go spend money on a DVD, if there’s even a slightest chance I could watch the movie again.
99.9% times it just isn’t worth it.
So fuck them already, private imperialistic money-whores, shoving crap down our throats - one way or another.[/quote]
Know what you mean, specially with the Jumper movie. I thought it was some cool futuristic action film, turned out it was a gayish teenager movie with the typical save-girlfriend-shit.[/quote]
I know mann .. Paladins?!! They kill jumpers because .. well no sane reason, so hell, let it be some absolutely absurd thing, like only God can jump around.
And that last scene with the Momma Paladin - I’ll give you a head start, because even though you’re a good human being, you fucking jump too much, so die. Eventually. Sheesh. What crap.
[quote comment="319053"]….I and a lot of my friends now go to the local “fair” every weekend and stop anyone attempting to sell pirated cds.[/quote]
Yeah, right. There’s an ass kicking waiting to happen. Mind your own damn business hypocrite. Who made you the warez Gestapo?
your video is a crime it assaulted my eyes and ears i shall now brake your cellphone and cameras and make you cry [quote comment="319555"][quote comment="319540"][quote comment="319507"][quote comment="319482"]Those who insist that this was a joke will realize too late that it can become true when you continue to insist it was just a joke.[/quote]
while those who mistook this as real instead of a joke r making themself a joke[/quote]
One would not be able to perceive it as a joke if there was no context.[/quote]
logical deductions,critical thinking,…post tags,they all lead to contexxxxt[/quote]
^^^ and who the shit cares ?
This video was made to make all the people who go to work every day as an effort to stop “movie piracy” in the world look like a bunch of idiots. And in that aspect, it accomplishes its goal very well.
[quote comment="319555"][quote comment="319540"][quote comment="319507"][quote comment="319482"]Those who insist that this was a joke will realize too late that it can become true when you continue to insist it was just a joke.[/quote]
while those who mistook this as real instead of a joke r making themself a joke[/quote]
One would not be able to perceive it as a joke if there was no context.[/quote]
logical deductions,critical thinking,…post tags,they all lead to contexxxxt[/quote]
Here is more context: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cassandra_%28metaphor%29
[quote comment="319053"]Personally I find it all humorous… but I do agree that bootleggers selling copies of movies on the street should be stopped… I and a lot of my friends now go to the local “fair” every weekend and stop anyone attempting to sell pirated cds.
We may share these movies via internet without profit but selling them is completely off the scale and is what is causing a lot of the problems with p2p-networks[/quote]
I wish you a recreative weekend and a black eye.
“picking your nose is just wrong”. Well, that may be, but even that can be beneficial.
There’s some poor acting going on here.
Oh, and you can’t protect something that’s already in the public arena, and the sooner you learn that the sooner you will stop banging your head against a tree. Go pirates, yay!!!
Lamers & trolls go suck a green lemon
[quote comment="319679"][quote comment="319555"][quote comment="319540"][quote comment="319507"][quote comment="319482"]Those who insist that this was a joke will realize too late that it can become true when you continue to insist it was just a joke.[/quote]
while those who mistook this as real instead of a joke r making themself a joke[/quote]
One would not be able to perceive it as a joke if there was no context.[/quote]
logical deductions,critical thinking,…post tags,they all lead to contexxxxt[/quote]
Here is more context: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cassandra_%28metaphor%29/quote
not sure what u r trying to imply here,but this scenario had already happened elsewhere in singapore during the matrix3 era if i remembered it correctly,when they were actually screening ppl’s “baggage” and ppl had to leave thier cell on the counter b’for going into the cinema…..
and i understand context refered here as :
Discourse that surrounds a language unit and helps to determine its interpretation
thereby,with some logical deduction applied to the clip,post taged “humour”,the way actor in the clip sounds,it’s clearly intended as a joke in this post…and confined to this post only…
When they come to arrest you, remember they are only mock police types, the RIAA poor actors club dressup. They have no right to assault you, and you have every right to defend yourself by whatever means necessary. Sickos
Seriously, what is with all of the comments opining about how this is “Real”…is satire now dead?
nokia and other phone companies should be sued for supplying ‘equipment which enables piracy’
that would be a fucking good laugh!
ahahahahahah Loved the vid…. but was it for real?? i cant tell if it was a joke or not! ?!?!
is this a joke?
the pirates are more than MSSG
it will drown them
[quote comment="319697"][quote comment="319679"][quote comment="319555"][quote comment="319540"][quote comment="319507"][quote comment="319482"]Those who insist that this was a joke will realize too late that it can become true when you continue to insist it was just a joke.[/quote]
while those who mistook this as real instead of a joke r making themself a joke[/quote]
One would not be able to perceive it as a joke if there was no context.[/quote]
logical deductions,critical thinking,…post tags,they all lead to contexxxxt[/quote]
Here is more context: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cassandra_%28metaphor%29/quote
not sure what u r trying to imply here,but this scenario had already happened elsewhere in singapore during the matrix3 era if i remembered it correctly,when they were actually screening ppl’s “baggage” and ppl had to leave thier cell on the counter b’for going into the cinema…..
and i understand context refered here as :
Discourse that surrounds a language unit and helps to determine its interpretation
thereby,with some logical deduction applied to the clip,post taged “humour”,the way actor in the clip sounds,it’s clearly intended as a joke in this post…and confined to this post only…[/quote]
You’re right there. The video is not just a joke. I try to put those comments into a context that _insist_ it was just a joke. To _insist_ can indicate a state of denial, probably to protect a previously formed opinion. That opinion is most likely easier to go continue with than to stomach a new reality. This behaviour can be seen as one aspect of the Cassandra complex.
LAWL the tag “Humor” is so appropriated, get a job!
it was funny when the old lady called them a cock sucker.
Seems like the youtube version is gone, anyone know a mirror?
I sent the filmmakers a message and they are trying to get it into a film festival and it can’t be on YouTube….There will be online voting and it should be up in a week if you want to help them out. I know I will that thing was funny as hell!!
hail pirates
and death to greedy bustards
Mmmmh…video is gone on youtube, anybody has another Link or a lokal copy?
Meh, I was too late, video is not available anymore.
AAand the video is down.. Torrent Link anyone?
hey, the video is no longer available on youtube, and I wanna laugh…
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