aXXo’s Prayer
Written by Ernesto on March 31, 2007Most people are familiar with the Lord’s Prayer. Less known is the aXXo prayer, dedicated to the popular DVD ripper that goes by this name. Courtesy of “the_dwarfer”, who just started a new religion.
Our Ripper, who art on mininova,
aXXo be thy name.
Thy torrents come.
Seeding will be done,
Here as it was on suprnova.
Give us this day our latest rips.
And forgive us our leeching,
As we forgive those that leech from us.
And lead us not on to private trackers;
But deliver us from the MPAA:
For thine is the ripping, the seeding, and the glory,
For ever and ever.
Amen…
For all the other believers out there, put your own aXXo prayer in the comments.
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Nice :)
Get a life people
XP
aXXo is the man, love what you do!
Wow it’s almost too bad axxo is the shittiest wannabe scene group ever.
It’s fitting though that this poem represents the almost incomprehensible shittiness of a guy doing a shitty job of what a bunch of actually worthwhile people already do.
Good work axxo.
aXXo,
Your rips are so fine
Nice as can be
They always fit on one CD
How bout Death 734???
he fuckin rocks ass.
The guy is a great source for DVD rips and I’m sure he is enjoying all the attention, but all this attention means the MPAA probably have him as a prime target. They target high profile characters like aXXo, so that if and when they do take him down, they can brag about it. I know they have taken down numberous scene groups and they just keep reappearing elsewhere, but I don’t want to see aXXo get his ass in the deep fryer.
I dunno but it seems counter productive to cram an entire DVD onto a 700mb disk when you can get everything in DVD iso format so readily… along with DVD-Rs so cheap nowadays… There are so many added bonuses to this.. such as subtitles and audio tracks and XVID can’t properly integrate.
Yea, though I walk through the valley in the shadow of industry associations,
I fear no evil, for aXXo is with me.
His rips and his torrents comfort me.
For his is the kingdom and the glory of the Internets.
Forever on Mininova,
Amen
I don’t know about you but i don’t download axxo torrents. I think torrents should be atlease 1.38gb. Plus the resolution on his torrents is crap. I just stick with private trackers. Don’t you think the MPAA has him on there number 1 most wanted list? I’m even scared downloading his torrents with PG2 on.
I’ve stopped downloading movies all together from torrent sites due to 3 copyright infringement complaints from the MPAA to my university within weeks of each other. I believe one of them was from an axxo release.
What is an aXXo?
Is it something to eat?
ha the scene jerks really do hate aXXo don’t they. Why put it on 1 CD so i can down it in a half hour burn it in 3 min and have all that time left to enjoy watching it on my standalone player. Try that with a DVDR, ill watch 3 movies to every 1 you do.
[quote comment="77419"]What is an aXXo?
Is it something to eat?[/quote]
I think it’s a seafood
ha yeah like comon a little too far here
garage’s my shephard, hip hop i’ll not want. deep house takes me to green pastures. With torrents my mind is beside the still waters, the soul of my bass speakers is restored. Even though i pump my volume louder i walk through the darkest valley, i fear no evel, for my house is with and i got it for free, any tickets i pay for are worth the strain, just to make sure i’ll collect bassline house and speed garage, any one know where i can find em?
aXXo’s the boy for the job, do not download ANY torrent (or maybe its just films, i dont really know!) unless it has the word aXXo in it, keep it up aXXo, we need you !
Hey I gotta hand it to him or them not sure but aXXo’s work is great but this prayer is going alittle far but i think that a nice cult would do good eneyway its about time someone came up with anouther bla bla yea
Axxo’s stuff is nearly always excellent, it’s all part of the rich and varied torrent scene. There’s something there for everyone in the wonderful world of P2P and in the end it’s the downloader’s choice what they d/l, no one is forcing your mouse to click on his torrents lol, so no need to diss others who have different choices and preferences. Often I just want a 1 CD rip with slightly less quality as I have a slow connection and life’s too short ;)
The real aXXo is here:
http://darksiderg.com/
This site is becoming a fucking joke. Hey Ernesto..how old are you?
Posting utter waste-time shite like this marks this site out to be a piss poor place for REAL torrent news.
Fucking hell what a pile of shit.
Fuck Axxo. He’s just another person with broadband who can use a couple of one click rip© programs.
It is funny though how these low life’s are worshipping this shit.
Fuck you all.
aXXo releases are only ultracommerical hollywood crap films. Why do you all still consume this shit?
well i am offended..making fun of any religion.
aXXo is very possibly the most popular uploader of movies this side of the sun (which is continually changing). The rips are quality and most fit on a cd. It takes a brave person to lift a middle finger against the corporations.
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