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Desert Bus, The Torrent

Desert bus is probably one of the best games ever. Unfortunately the game was never released, until now. 11 years after the planned release date Waxy is hosting a torrent for this mythical game. The game is part of a long-lost Penn and Teller videogame. The goal of the game is pretty straightforward. You have [...]

Desert bus is probably one of the best games ever. Unfortunately the game was never released, until now. 11 years after the planned release date Waxy is hosting a torrent for this mythical game. The game is part of a long-lost Penn and Teller videogame.

The goal of the game is pretty straightforward. You have to drive a Bus through the desert from Tucson, Arizona to Las Vegas. The hard part is that the whole trip is in real-time, so it takes 8 hours at least. And it gets even better:

There is no scenery or even other cars on the road, just plain desert, for 8 hours. Oh, and your bus veers to the right just slightly, so it’s impossible to just tape down a button and go do something else. Rumor has it that if you make it to Vegas, you score one point.

desert bus torrent

Really, you have to try this one.
So grab the torrent (810MB, it’s a collection of great games), install a free SEGA cd emulator, and you’re ready to go.

Have a nice trip. I will give 10$ 25$ to the first person who beats the game, mail me.

More info on this
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Instructions: (from waxy.org) If you have an actual Sega CD, just burn the disc images and you’re set. Otherwise, you’ll need a copy of the GENS emulator and the Sega CD BIOS to play. After unpacking both archives, start the emulator and go to the “Options: BIOS” menu. Set the “Sega CD BIOS: USA” directory to the folder you saved the BIOS file in. Then use “File: Open ROM” to open “PTSM1.bin.”

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  • Soulxlight

    Hmmmm……wow..yeah wow that is all I have to say. This game is really kind of weird. I might have to play this when I have nothing else..I mean nothing else to for the rest of my life. Really what is the point. I mean I devote 52 hours of my life to Final Fantasy, but I mean that is a really good game for anyone. But to spend hours driving a bus down a long desert road. I don’t know I might download it to see what is so good that a company would dig it up just to give it out. ^_^

  • M-Boogie

    810Megs for this Game?!? Probably the programmer had a longer nap on the keyboard… :-)

  • http://torrentfreak.com Ernesto

    Actually the download is a pack of various minigames. The Desert Bus thing just sounds too good to be true so I picked that one for the story. ;)

    More games and the review 

  • M-Boogie

    thanks for enlightening me, Ernesto. :-) Cool site and logo by the way, keep going. Good luck and a lot of power for the PHD!

    M

  • http://torrentfreak.com Ernesto

    thanks :) gonna need it..

  • Frank

    It is part of the Penn and Teller’s Smoke and Mirrors game for Sega CD that was never released. It had a number of comical mini games and this was one of them. It was originally unearthed on the internet a year ago.

    Next.

  • ukaze

    and all this time i thought it was gta just shows you cant trust some things :-)

  • Eugenia

    wait! You said, 810 MBs?? For a game that the scenery never changes??

  • zacmc

    You can download it as compressed disc images..
    link
    (453.5 MB)

  • Tardeaux

    Hah, I remember seeing the Hands-On preview for this in Electronic Gaming Monthly some 10 or 11 years ago. I remember wanting it in the worst way (i didn’t know it was never actually released) but didn’t have a SegaCD. Man, I can’t believe this actually got scrapped – I’ll definately have to pick it up now though!

  • XthreeXstrikesX

    Seeds anyone?

  • Howie

    haha!! This reminds me of flight simulator for the IBM PCjr. fly fly fly for hours without any scenery. loads of fun for the whole family!

  • Brendan

    Are you guys retarded, he said “collection” of games.

  • Bjorn

    flight simulator for the IBM PCj had a combat mode. I was the nazi killing sky king!

    Never declare war before crossing the border and lining up their runway for a straffing run!

  • haha

    Penn and Teller..

    They’re funny…. Looking..

  • dstart

    “(810MB, it’s a collection of great games)”
    No, it’s a COLLECTION of games. -_-

  • solipse

    those weren’t nazis flying around on the PCjr…just plain Germans in biplanes, during WWI.

  • botard

    ?so why is the torent so big

  • Matt

    i’m gettin it right nw\ow… im going to try and beat it:P:P

  • film42

    Because its straight road for 8 hours!

    imagine about 2 billion bitmap images!

  • Suicidal-kid

    I just got to play it. And all I can say is, Wow! This seems like the most borring game i have ever seen in my life. But I am determained to get that $25. And I might be going to a small LAN party this weekend, so maybe I can play there.

  • marvin mcfuck

    some of ya’ll can’t read apparently

  • Dr. Jones

    This game is mad, i can’t take my eyes off it. I have 3 days of lunch still waiting for me at the table. Long live the wookies !!

    Dr. Jones MD

  • pj

    im gonna need this for the lonely nights at my house :’(

  • Chairman of the bored

    Finally! A real time Tucson to Vegas driving adventure. The physics of this game are so complex – it unreal!

  • Dr. Jones

    yo

  • Dr. Jones

    if anyone needs cheap medical advice, please call on 5550126

  • bus driver

    “Hmmmm……wow..yeah wow that is all I have to say. This game is really kind of weird. I might have to play this when I have nothing else..I mean nothing else to for the rest of my life. Really what is the point. I mean I devote 52 hours of my life to Final Fantasy, but I mean that is a really good game for anyone. But to spend hours driving a bus down a long desert road. I don’t know I might download it to see what is so good that a company would dig it up just to give it out. ^_^

    By Soulxlight on 03.02.06 10:09 pM”

    Soulxlight, you obviously have no sense of humor because it is a joke, a spoof, a bit of fun. Nobody is going to sit there and play it for 8 hours..that’s the point!!
    How can anyone think it’s a serios game. My god some people are thick.

  • Nikki

    I can’t believe there are people who are willing to play this game!

    Get a life people!

  • Mike

    “Because its straight road for 8 hours!

    imagine about 2 billion bitmap images!”
    Acutally, you’d just need to repeat one bitmap over, and over, and over again.

  • bus driver

    Nikki, you obviously have no sense of humor because it is a joke, a spoof, a bit of fun. Nobody is going to sit there and play it for 8 hours..that’s the point!!
    How can anyone think it’s a serios game. My god some people are thick.

  • Jerk.

    I don’t understand what everyone is thinking about this…
    it sounds great.

    Gens and just about every other emulator supports save states,
    play for a few minutes, and save

    stfunoobs

  • mb

    Has anyone gone for the 25 bucks? Hell, I will.. if no one has…

  • Stumpadoodle

    hmmm…made my sega eh? can’t possibly be any worse than the ladest sonic games XD

  • Thunder

    I remember seeing something about this game years ago and there was supposed to be a bug that hits your windshield about 4 hours into it.

  • Ben Jones

    Is this part of the Beckett Exisegalist Series?

  • Gerry

    I made it to Vegas!! Trust me it’s totally worth it.

  • jman

    All it needs is a woman telling you “we should have asked for directions” and a couple of brats in in the back screaming “are we there yet? are we there yet?”.

    Now THAT would be a REAL driving simulator. lol

  • Joe

    Yes lets do it. Start a fund I’ll build a robot out of legos!! Email me well get this thing goin!!

  • Roomba

    8 hours, Now the fame for a win would be cool but 8 hours, I nake more than that in 2 hours at work. Could drivin a Bus to Vegas Be work?

  • Ralph Kramden

    I got to 7:59 and fell asleep @ the wheel and crashed the bus…

    Seriously though, what?

  • Doelio

    Haha, I know what’s at the end. Using a modern computer and a good emulator you can just 2x/4x/8x the speed :P. So the trip took alot less time. Anyways it is hilarious. But bring lotsa lotsa cash, vegas is expensive :P

  • derbert

    810MB That must be one really big game… And no I can’t read, and yes I’m being sarcastic….

  • Owain

    Someone should release this and Big Rigs (http://www.gamespot.com/pc/driving/bigrigsotrr/review.html) as a Mega Pack. I would buy it.

  • Larry

    I love it!

    Im totally going to check it out

    ——————–
    http://www.wirah.com

  • Percy Pointless

    This is some complex shit man – I can’t believe they never released this.

    State of the Art. Why aren’t games this good anymore?

  • JK

    Mike: ever heard about sarcasm? Look it up in the dictionary (the dusty book in your bookshelf).

  • angelday true

    LOL

  • Gregor Msacras

    Jesus.. I started downloading your video game… it is freaking huge!!

  • gary

    absolutley superb!! if they released this I would buy it.

  • Hubbers

    I bet this will be popular with bus drivers on their days off.

  • Brian Lang

    Jesus.. I started downloading your video game… it is freaking huge!!
    __________________________________

    That’s a good one tiny Elvis!

  • Daniel Roberts

    At least with an emulator you can save your progress. I can just imagine playing this on a real system and having the power go out 7 hours in.

  • Samor

    Can anyone post a speedrun for this game? :)

  • Claude

    like, ummm… why not turn off your computer and just drive to Vegas instead?

  • tim

    Bus Log, 001

    Time? 9:15am Mountain time, Work? Day off. Rum & Coke? Check. Nacho’s? Check. Porn stash? Check.

    ETA of Vegas 6:15PM.

    See you at the beach.

  • rev_matt

    Penn has been talking about this on his radio show. He said they wanted to give a huge prize to the first person to score 100 points (800 hours of game play) including a trip to Vegas.

  • Stuperman

    link
    penn talking about the game

  • jun

    OMGWTFBBQ ô0
    have fun.

  • JEsus

    Can someone up this particular game to rapidshare/megaupload/wherever so that those of us who can’t use torrents can get it and play it?

  • Shafique

    Wow thats weird…well I am going to beat it tomorrow on Saturday..I will get up at 8:00…and then I should be done by 4:00….Ill post screens as well…:P..not

  • Channing

    How did they unit-test it though?

  • aucks

    people on the internet are phunny. im downloading the torrent at 600k/sec. that’s freakin fast! thats like unheard of. a bunch of you weirdos must be out there seeding and stuff to make it download that fast.

  • bob

    How do I get disk 2 in, in Gens, it just reboots then demands that I put disk one back in. Is Desert bus it or can we play the other games on it?

  • Um.. me

    Ok.. i would download this but im afraid im gonna mess up and not know how to open the file and waste my time… not that it will matter i always waste time

  • cr1ms0n

    but it takes 6 and a half hrs
    or less if yer ahem… speeding

  • san

    here is a mirror of the game in case the original link goes down: http://torrentfreak.com/images/desert%20bus.png

  • http://torrentfreak.com Ernesto

    haha, good one

  • Greg

    EGM actually got to vegas for their magazine when they did the review. They set up shifts and everyone took turns driving for an hour overnight. And yeah, when they got there, you guessed it – they got 1 point. Even funnier is that you get the option to drive back.

  • 1ns4n1ty

    woah. this torrent gave me 400kb/s!

  • Inky

    Did anyone notice that the bus seems to be completely empty too if you look at the mirror? That is also the funny part.

  • MR.T

    Someone beat it already and show me em pics.

  • BallsDeep4

    This is the stupidest thing i’ve ever encountered on the internet. Well, This and that time I bought a used tampon on ebay. It was cotton from a tylenol bottle and some koolaid. Waste of my $32!

  • SmAlLGhOsT

    Nevermind, I will try it when I take the bus from Tucson to Las Vagas

  • Charlie

    ude, lets have competions, see who can get there the fastest?

  • luc1f3r

    This is what the damned play in hell…

  • Daniel Drucker

    The really dedicated pros play this in one window and Progress Quest (http://www.progressquest.com/) in another window.

  • Matt
  • http://torrentfreak.com Ernesto

    Matt, email the full screenshot to me :)

  • Crackees

    Does anyone have a trainer for this game? I’m trying to get the bus to veer to the left for some variety. Multi-player would be cool. Thanks!

  • Buga

    I live in Tucson and have driven to Las Vegas…why would I want to do it in a video game? =P

  • MATT

    i am very confused!! i cant figure out how to get the bus moving!! the steering wheel turns with the arrow keys but the bus wont move….some pleez help

  • Matt

    Buga,
    I think the point is it’s an endurance test and perhaps also a jab at the computer game censor crowd?

  • D

    “I think the point is it’s an endurance test and perhaps also a jab at the computer game censor crowd?”

    Penn explained it a few days ago on his podcast. It is certainly a spoof game and was created in retaliation to the game censorship ship concerns by Janet Reno at the time.

    Apparently, for every trip you completed, you got 1 point. According to Penn, they had intended to have a real competition for whoever got the high score, and they would win a prize package including a real trip on the desert party bus.

  • Matt

    Yeah you do get 1 point per journey as shown in my screenshot.

  • igmp

    Hi friends,can I get this game from anther way?I mean downloading it from “http”or “FTP” rather than “BT”

  • john

    Use speed-gear program( link ) to speed it up :P

  • 11

    说什么呢?
    I am a chinese

  • Ma Chao

    I love it,too…..(哇,楼上的同胞啊)

  • SSLJ

    810MB?Is it true?(楼上的,握手吧)

  • lee

    my english is very poor!
    (哈哈哈哈 楼上 的 楼上的楼上 说的好!)

  • song

    oh my god what a long time!I believe nobody will try! 耶 I’m chinese too!this is my QQ number 282244397!

  • http://spaces.msn.com/luxiaodong/ lupudon

    It’s funny,who will try?

  • http://gbboy2002.gbboy2006 gbboy2002

    haha,不知是哪个无聊的编辑发现了这个无聊的网站引来了一群无聊的人
    tommyrot 无聊 wuliao

  • so

    BEST GAME EVER! 不是吗

  • Guille

    I think I might try it… yeah im a loser I know…

  • igmp

    I tried it last night,but… I finally give up…
    这确实比较无聊

  • NICK

    垃圾一大堆!

  • Jerry

    新浪sina的编辑是很无聊啊。

  • aucks

    holy crap! now you got chinese freaks getting into this. when are the japs gonna join. they like linear type of game play. this can’t get much better than this

  • bobby

    hey everybody! we’re planning a tour to vegas in a real bus reconstructing the actual events in the game, if anyone wants to join me and Matt to share gas for the ride mail me at pt_bus_trip@busmail.con

    ….only limited seating is available so sign up soon!

  • Rell

    A few friends and I finished this game.

    Can’t say it’s really worth it other than feeling like you have beaten something so purely evil.

    Is that $25 thing still in effect?

  • http://torrentfreak.com Ernesto

    sorry

    link

  • James

    I played for a while, and then decided to see if I could have fun with it. I’ve got some Genie codes that should work in gens and i KNOW they work in neogenesis. Stop veering, lock the speed at ~120mph, and stop the bouncing. should I post them or no? i think the fun of this game is doing it with buddies…

  • karura

    老天,这个也叫游戏?!

  • BusDriver

    Top Game!!!. At 7:48 hours I had a nervous breakdown. I plan to try again as soon as I recover. I will get one point and, hopefuly, will unlock the Las Vegas-Tucson return trip. BEWARE, POTENTIAL SPOILER – I believe the bus could veer to the left in the way to Arizona.

  • CMajor7

    bus driver, you obviously have no sense of humor because it is a joke, a spoof, a bit of fun. Nobody is going to sit there and play it for 8 hours(looks at Matt)..that’s the point!! How can anyone think it’s a serios game. My god some people are thick.


    By karura on 03.14.06 3:32 pm

    老天,这个也叫游戏?!

    karura said “Oh my god, you call this a game?”… for the foreign-language-offended.

  • Wyrd

    The game was originally intended as a bit of political humor. At the time of it’s making, many voices led by Janet Reno were saying there was too much violence in video games.

    So this game answers those claims by simulating real life driving in the most boring way imaginable.

    I heard Penn Jillette talking about it on Free FM: http://penn.freefm.com/

  • Michael Jordan

    Yo, wazzzup guys?
    i played this game for the whole whopping trip………………..It’s pretty fun.

  • kawo

    however , l hope some people can put it in server don’t use bt !!!

    國內的同胞好~我係香港人啦 = =

    it is chinese~

  • 菜鸟

    在哪里下载啊!听说通关后可以得到25美元的奖励,真的么。

  • yaley

    this games rules

  • linhedave

    天!跳了11年了

  • Pob

    THE WHEELS ON THE BUS GO ROUND AND ROUND!

  • Dovis

    how I can download this game?

  • philip

    can’t wait…any way to get those emulators for OSX?

  • Brent

    How long is this game? I PLAYED FOR 8 HOURS AND IT DIDNT END. I then paused the game i came back later and it would start back up again. Badass game though.

  • zyp

    LOL.. it would be fun if you got a slow computer and it actually takes more than 8 hours…….

  • website design company

    Haha, great find!

    Reminds me of the old computer game, Cross Country USA!

  • RODGER RABBIT

    y cant we play this game online

  • Shaq Fu

    Actually,about 4 hours in,a solitary cow tries to cross the highway.You just run over it for another point.Good times.

  • Tess

    hi

  • John

    Very nice site!

  • Proctor

    Does anyone know, was this a reference to that Terry Pratchett book? “Only You Can Save Mankind” or something. The main character’s best friend makes a game called “Journy to Alpha Centauri” which is pretty much the same. Except it takes the actual amount of time required to get there by rocket: several hundred years, or something.

  • ryan

    i dont know how to play

  • miley

    hey this games rocks

  • miley

    hey i go to fall creek valley middle school

  • joe

    were do u go to play this game

  • yun

    lol, wtf

  • ryan robichaud

    i want to play the game but how do i play

  • saioke

    seriously wtf. if you dont know how to play then dont.

  • matthew

    how do you get into the game

  • duds

    werea the game

  • Mike Stranger

    God site. Thanks!

  • SlowBus

    要是我早十年出生,一定把这游戏发扬光大。。。

  • keffer

    you should play this while on a very long bus trip!! seriously it’s like frequest bus miles :)

  • Simon

    Hi Lucy! Photo I received! Thanks!

  • khamis

    chris wat did u do in cbr

  • mattthew

    OI! HOW DO I DOWNLOAD THIS GAME!

  • Samantha

    how do you press play

  • ross

    brilliant website but I wishI could play the game

  • Forte
  • Qasim

    brilliant website but I wish I could play the game

  • qianghan

    我日,真能拿到钱吗? 我愿意开。。。

  • tilsojhuz fodx

    hbpgvsk gfxjemd xjwovg djsnf jygrhqlk uokp zwsejpd

  • nikkita

    ur website is crap

  • Anonymous

    [quote comment="1276"]This game is mad, i can’t take my eyes off it. I have 3 days of lunch still waiting for me at the table. Long live the wookies !!

    Dr. Jones MD[/quote]

  • Tzee

    Haha! Brilliant idea. I think they should seriously consider selling this game as a cure for insomnia. lol :)

  • Anon

    More like a cause for insomnia…amirite?

  • James

    Me and my friend completed one round last night. It is the most boring thing I have ever done, but when you get there it is so satisfying. =] Take it in shifts of an hour..

  • Dencci

    Well…
    How do we download?
    It doesn’t work now……

  • jcjc

    this game is a load of ##**

  • Anonymous

    “have a nice trip”
    right but
    ..How do we download?

  • im’not’the’tree

    isitatree?

  • ahh

    How do you download this game?

  • rap_@

    çok süper biþiye benziyo

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