Ridiculously Useless Bittorrent Software
Written by sharky on March 29, 2008Every now and again, a software release comes out for BitTorrent that is truly revolutionary and revered. And other times, the source code should just be reduced back down to those ones and zeroes as quickly as possible. Here is a rundown of some of the world’s most useless BitTorrent apps.
With these software releases, you’ll swear the RIAA & MPAA are behind them, in the hopes to aggravate BitTorrent users into raising a white flag of befuddlement. Who needs MediaSentry with software like this?
Worst Search Software: TorrentSeek .NET v1.0
They Say: “It will search within entire Internet for Torrent links and display them after vereifying [sic] the target link existence / URL clean-up…much faster than other extraction software.” — TorrentSeek Team.
We Say: You’ll find torrents with TorrentSeek, all right. Just not the ones you want. You’ve a better chance at finding what you seek by loading up the mininova page, closing your eyes and just clicking wildly. If there’s an award for ugliest BitTorrent software, this one wins in a landslide. These guys don’t know torrents from tortillas.
The Truth: With over 4,000 recent downloads from softpedia.com… well, that’s 4,000 less people to compete with for those private BitTorrent sites, we reckon. In a “search” for ‘There Will Be Blood’, results included Finger Eleven, King of the Hill and DJ Tiesto.
Runner-up: Movie Torrent v1.6.0 (adware-filled).
Worst Toolbar - Torrent Search Bar v4.5
Thank goodness for Torrent toolbars - without them, how would anyone find torrents? You’ll find more than torrents with this one - it should have been called the “Torrent/Weather/Google Search Bar”.
They Say: “Links to the best private torrents communities. We will always get you the best secret torrent sites.” — torrent-search-bar.com.
We Say: Ooh, secret torrent sites - sounds exciting! TSB includes some not-so-secretive Google ads, weather bars and other shameless advertising stuffed onto your browser.
The Truth: The torrent search page doesn’t work and showed zero search results. Isn’t that supposed to be the marquee feature of the Torrent Search Bar? Without that, all it really is, is a browser bookmark of outdated torrent sites and advertising. Brought to you by the same group that gave us eXeem (the pay-to-use BitTorrent service).
Runner-up: P2P Torrent Toolbar.
Worst BitTorrent Client - TorrenTopia
They Say: “Finally you will be able to search again. Powerful queue system: choose all you want to download and let it work by itself” — torrenTopia.com.
We Say: At last, someone’s come out with a BitTorrent client that does the work by itself!
The Truth: TorrenTopia had an innovative & creative idea - and came up with a BitTorrent client with an integrated .torrent search engine! The major flaw? - the search doesn’t work! We tried a search for ‘mp3’ on The PirateBay and it came back with no results. Worse still, the BitTorrent side of it contains all the features of a bowl of jello. Now if only the search worked, we might be able to overlook its other shortcomings.
Runners-up: Artemis v2.5.7 (Azureus rip-off with removed features), Hermes P2P BT (adware), and other malware supported BitTorrent clients such as Torrent101, BitRoll, TorrentQ and GetTorrent..
Honorable Mention - PKTorrents
We Say: PKTorrents incorporates a nasty Trojan within the release, free of charge. Not only must you worry about malware in the torrents; they put it right in the software.
They Say: “The ‘So Called - TROJAN’ reported in PKTv0.1(beta) Was NOT! I Repeat NOT put in there on purpose to attempt to hack or screw anyone over.” — PKT website rebuttal.
Well, that about does it for this list. Stayed tuned for more, and stay safe!
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Thank god there are also GOOD BT-clients and search-utilities. Maybe make an article about them as a tribute? ^_^
Well, never heard of any of these, apart from the search site and GetTorrent, but you’ve most likely given them all the biggest advertisement that they have ever had to the most amount of people, your subscribers.
Shame it’s a slow news week it seems
lol wow
Epic lulz.
Funny stuff :) :D
Thanks for the article. Interesting read with some humour =)
U TORRENT AND PRIVATE SITES..
GET IT THROUGH YOUR HEADS YOU EPIC FUCKING N00BS. I CANT BELIEVE I SHARE THE INTERNET WITH PEOPLE SO STUPID.
AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
just in case you didn’t know, being a loud basher isn’t communicating useful info to us others - be we dumb or noobs or whatever. we are all on here to learn from each other, so that we may graduate from our lowly status to that of less dumb and non-noob,
Actually, the artemis appears to just remove the vuze, although I am sure that it removes other stuff, too. Actually, I think it would be nice if azureus was released without the Vuze video stuff in it.
Torrentopia was a promising client, but its developer died or something :P. He was the same guy who made another promising software: Filetopia.
Agreeing with 8. The slagging off of “n00bs” has to stop. Everyone was a newbie once, and we should be helping and encouraging them to get torrenting. Insulting new users doesn’t help the file-sharing community at all.
Someone should keep these programs around so that we can show our grandchildren what we had to put up with.
My favorite is
> Worst Toolbar - Torrent Search Bar v4.5
I wonder how their version v1.0 looked like. It probably only gave you a $20 Bonus!
I think I will stick with Transmission for now :-). Gotta love this blog, keep up the awesome posts!
Piratebays search used to bring up what seemed like random results, but has much imoproved lately
http://www.fileprompt.com
The best application that i found out and its the best of all is one that shows you (imagine that!!!) shows you the torrent name!!! including the .torrent extension! its amazing! i never thought something like this could be done, you can find it here: http://www.youGOTTAbekidding.if.you.will.click.com
PirateBay search still sucks. Yeah, it’s improved but there’s so many better ones around (like most metasearch Bit sites). I always avoid using TPB for searching and choose Isohunt or Mini first. Not to take anything away from them - they’re a great site for browsing.
c’mon, no hate for BitComet or BitLord?
Bottom line is you still have to decide which torrents are genuine and which aren’t if you intend to download. Just a matter of common sense and maybe a bit of experience too - oops sorry what was that officer oh yes do come in - would you like a cup of tea - hehehe
How about Shareaza’s implementation of
BitTorrent? I’ve read so much about it
not working right that I only use it
for Gnutella G1/G2, preferring to use
Azureus for torrents.
For all those that are interested the PK Torrents appears to be malware. Check the Virus total Results here: http://www.virustotal.com/analisis/63973b2c17f24d87719f72205ed84f7f
Best ever.
Add PeerGuardian and you got yourself a list.
Added some sites to the WOT (firefox addon)…. I love Peerguardian 2…
That would be all of it!
http://fakesteveballmer.blogspot.com
[quote comment="322483"]Well, never heard of any of these, apart from the search site and GetTorrent, but you’ve most likely given them all the biggest advertisement that they have ever had to the most amount of people, your subscribers.
Shame it’s a slow news week it seems[/quote]
1. what kind of logic is this? ‘any publicity is good publicity’ doesn’t really apply to articles that start with “ridiculously useless”.
2. why do people always want to point out its a ’slow news week’ when they disagree with a blog post?
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